If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
