Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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