He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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