When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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