They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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