I understand why you refuse to be sober now
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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