this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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