Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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