too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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