You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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