Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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