she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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