If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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