The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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