Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
