He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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