is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
