And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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