i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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