was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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