he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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