that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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