it's too hot outside to masturbate.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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