i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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