people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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