So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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