I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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