Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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