He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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