Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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