But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
do nipples grow back?
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