dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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