ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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