I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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