Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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