I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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