her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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