she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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