Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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