Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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