You can't motorboat a personality
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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