If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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