I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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