why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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