Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You are a genius and a whore.
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