I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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