the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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