I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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