I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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