her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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