OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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