your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wish i was in the wii world.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
