so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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