No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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