i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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