There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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