their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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